Cliché Central

Brilliant ways to ask that special someone to the Homecoming dance (or anything for that matter. Marriage? Yes.).

1. Fake your own death in a science experiment, and at your open casket funeral, pop up all of a sudden and pop the question!
2. Throw a tire at her and say, “You make my world go round!”
3. TP her house and write “Homecoming?” on the TP!
4. Egg her house!
5. Spell out “Homecoming?” in gasoline and light it up on her driveway!
6. Put a plate of cookies and milk in her locker and write a note saying, “All I want for Christmas is for you to go to Homecoming with me!”
7. Put an unopened pack of pudding in her driveway, because that’s how Air Bud and his owner first became friends!
8. Freeze red food-colored water in a heart shape and have a note saying “Melt me” on the top! On the inside you’ll have a note that says “Now that you’ve melted my heart, will you go to Homecoming with me?”
9. Present her a dead bird and say, “This is how I feel when you’re not around!”
10. Give her a pet snail and say “Time goes this slow when I’m around you!”
11. Give her a fish and say, “Out of all the fish in the sea, I choose you!”
12. Give her an atlas, or Google maps, and say “Our love is unchartered territory!”
13. Give her a bandaid and say, “Baby, don’t hurt me!”
14. Get a skyliner plane to hold a banner that says “Homecoming?” on it!
15. Write a ransom note in magazine letters that says, “I have your love held hostage. Say yes or the cat gets it.”
16. Give her a large blanket, or Snuggie, and say, “When you’re with me I get the warm fuzzies inside!”
17. Tie a note around her cat/dog!
18. Dress up as a frog and say, “One kiss will make it all better!”
19. Tap out the message in Morse code!
20. Waterboard her until she says yes!

(Just as a disclaimer, do all of these at your own risk. I do not claim responsibility for any breakups or personal injury or embarrassment that these methods may cause you.)